Batting
Current Year	Team	G	AB	H	HR	RBI	AVG
2005	Doofus Shooters	2	12	2	0	1	.167
Career		2	12	2	0	1	.167
Pitching
Current Year	Team	G	IP	W	L	SO	ERA
2005	Doofus Shooters	2	0.0	0	0	0	0.00
Career		2	0.0	0	0	0	0.00

Playoffs

Batting               Current Year Team G AB H HR RBI AVG 2005 Doofus Shooters 0 0 0 0 0 .000 Career   0 0 0 0 0 .000 Pitching               Current Year Team G IP W L SO ERA 2005 Doofus Shooters 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00 Career   0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00

Player Biography Matt, known for his retarded swing, says it helps him hit the fast pitches. As Matt defends himself and his swing, lets take a look at his career batting stats, .167 AVG, 0 HR, 1 RBI in 2 games. Those batting stats are similar to his career stats with his boyfriends. Matt hasn't had much luck lately, as he is 0 for 10 with 8 strikeouts in trying to find a man. Let's see if his troubles persist as the season continues.