Chris Hess

Chris Hess #3.5   |   SP/OF   |   Doofus Shooters
Height: 5-9       Weight: 150       Bats: S       Throws: R
Born: December 1, 1984 - Niskayuna NY
Nicknames: Hess Truck, Hess Station, Doofus
College: University of Albany      Draft: Captain status

Profile
                                    Regular Season

Batting

Current Year

Team

G

AB

H

HR

RBI

AVG

2005

Doofus Shooters

6

43

29

16

40

.674

Career

6

43

29

16

40

.674

Pitching

Current Year

Team

G

IP

W

L

SO

ERA

2005

Doofus Shooters

6

30.0

5

0

60

7.00

Career

6

30.0

5

0

60

7.00

                                       Playoffs

Batting

Current Year

Team

G

AB

H

HR

RBI

AVG

2005

Doofus Shooters

2

10

5

2

4

.500

Career

2

10

5

2

4

.500

Pitching

Current Year

Team

G

IP

W

L

SO

ERA

2005

Doofus Shooters

2

11.2

2

0

30

1.03

Career

2

11.2

2

0

30

1.03

Player Biography

Christopher William Hess has been playing wiffleball since the tender age of 10. With over 10 years of experience with playing wiffleball and dealing with the ladies, Hess has been one of the premier wifflers in the league. This switch hitter has home runs on both sides of the plate, and is known for his "called shot" home runs.

Questions linger: will Hess ever fall from his glory? Will hitters ever be able to hit his so called unhittable slider? Will he ever win the triple crown? What does Ashley like so much about him, to make her still date him?

Chris is on a mission. To return the glory of the triple crown trophy back to where it belongs. 3 Cherry Lane, Scotia NY 12302-14401.